Something witty goes here

The Blacklist. The Following. Hannibal. Hey TV networks, how about we give the “genius-serial-killer-criminal” thing a rest. Yeah?

Just saw someone’s tumblr bio that said, “please don’t follow me unless I follow you first.”

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

I need a female wingman (wingwoman?) who will come with me and lighten the mood as I try to hit on gay guys far beyond my league.

Now accepting applications.