May 2013
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The Blacklist. The Following. Hannibal. Hey TV networks, how about we give the “genius-serial-killer-criminal” thing a rest. Yeah?
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Just saw someone’s tumblr bio that said, “please don’t follow me unless I follow you first.”
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Watch
rufflebutts:
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
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I need a female wingman (wingwoman?) who will come with me and lighten the mood as I try to hit on gay guys far beyond my league.
Now accepting applications.
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Ideally
Attend UMD
Have off campus housing
Have a job in the College park or surrounding area
Move the fuck out of Landover
These are the things I want within the next two years.
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The last 72 (or so) hours...
Life is funny.
I’ll start with the bad part first. Thursday was one of the worst days I had all year. I was sick as fuck. Like the I-shouldn’t-be-out-of-bed-let-alone-going-to-classes kind of sick. It was pretty bad, but I had to turn in a paper that day. An 8-page paper that I had spent the entire previous night working on, and it still wasn’t done. So that meant:
No sleep
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One of my two opportunities to not have a boring summer just fell through. Hoping to hear good news from the other one. Pleeeaase let me hear good news.
April 2013
30 posts
I dont use periods or punctuation im cool
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Wtf is Homestuck and why does everybody like it?
Surprised I gained a new follower after that rant last night. Surprised I gained a new follower period. o_o
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Some goon and his goon friends just tried to fight me.
For what reason? Absolutely none. I’m just walking to go pick up my sister, not messing with anybody. I walk by a crowd of four or five guys, all young black adult men. And I guess this one dude just felt like tonight was his night because the next thing you know, he’s yelling at me. His friends are laughing. One of them threw a...
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Why is Spring Breakers not online yet? What is taking these bootleggers so long?
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Found this on a bench this morning.
Then I picked it up, and this was on the back….
-____-
Ahhhh, he’s back!
Three things:
I got attacked by a bee outside. It’s officially Spring.
One of my artworks got chosen for the student art show. Woohoo!
There’s no way to eat one of my school’s Philly cheese steaks without looking like sloppy eater.
I need a job. I need a car. I need to LEARN how to drive a car. I need to finally become an adult and not a 23 year old boy.
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Hotline Miami
It’s the first game I’ve ever bought on Steam. (I’m not really the gamer type.) And I’ve been murdering motherfuckers for the past couple of hours. Highly addictive.
