I love Russell Brand.
That is all.
My best friend's sister just died.
I don’t even know what to say to him right now. I know that absolutely nothing I say is gonna make him feel better. Especially not right now. My sister died too, when I was about 7 years old, so I understand he’s in a dark place right now. His sister had terminal cancer if I remember correctly. Life’s been treating him pretty rough lately, and now this. I really hope he can pull...
LGBT Laughs: I heard this joke a while ago and... →
lgbtlaughs: 4 guys are playing golf. One guy goes to get everyone drinks. While the other three are waiting, they decide to brag about their sons. “My son owns a successful car dealership,” guy #1 said. “He is so successful, he was able to give one of his friends two new cars.” “My son is a successful… Click the title to see the full joke. It’s funny.
Not interested in dudes over 30.
But dudes over 30 seem to be interested in me. That’s quite disturbing.
I don’t see how I ever disliked Chuck Bass. He’s not the best looking, I don’t think, but he’s definitely the most interesting character in my opinion. And that voice of his…mmmm. Now that I think about it, I may have disliked him in season one because he tried to rape Jenny, but he’s not like that anymore (kinda) so all is forgiven.
Waffles > Pancakes
Except for IHOP pancakes. But then again, I don’t think I’ve ever had IHOP waffles.
I’m very close to being finished an art piece I’ve been working on for months. I really should’ve been done by now but laziness prevented that. Apparently I attract guys over 30, and ghetto females. I don’t like this. I might be able to see Sucker Punch. But the possibility is a tad slim. This kid looked at me today, and then whispered something to his father. Then his...
Someone just pointed out to me that there are zero...
And he’s right. The only minority characters in the entire film are Asian. (I haven’t read the comic.) Doesn’t Toronto have black people? Hispanic people? Middle eastern? Anyone who’s not white? I guess not. Mind = Slightly blown.
Chris Brown: Window Basher
So he was on GMA this morning, and Robin (the interviewer) kept asking about the whole Rihanna thing, even though he was making it painfully clear he didn’t want to discuss that. He got so angry that after his performance, he went on a rampage backstage, tore up his dressing room and bashed a window in, sending glass to the street below. I kinda sympathize, considering he was making it...
Why do younger siblings become less cute and...
Apparently, some drunk African dude was showing his dick to little kids at a nearby mall. Two of my friends followed him out to the parking lot and beat his ass. Busted by the Pedo-Patrol.
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Reblog with the 6th GIF in your folder; this is...
somekindofboywonder: ninjasean: megnaan: metal-knight: ignoredtogether: karleighshadows: -hermione: -minimoo: guppyfacee: needformadness: jaxen41: hahahahaa…what? that was more like a couple weeks into it… Its my eager face Ohhh yeah.
Why do so many people dislike the Comic Sans font?
Why all the hate?
Definitely can’t browse tumblr while sitting next to my mom. Too much nakedness.
My Biggest Regret Ever: Being a Part of the Human... →
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is being a part of the human race. I know this is something that I have no control over. But sometimes the actions of myself and others around me, disgust me. Humans always blame their misfortunes on other people and don’t take in account their own faults. Even when they… The people who write these things seem to have no idea what...
It’s hard to be original now. Everything’s been done. And if you think of something new, someone else is probably thinking of it too. I like to look at it that way, instead of whining about my idea being “stolen.”
Being Born in 1991
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is being born in 1991. I wasn’t old enough to vote in the last presidential election, and because Barack Obama was elected, my mom is losing her house. He won’t help her keep it because she has a job; it’s just un-American. Even though one vote would have changed anything, I still feel helpless at the fact that his plans won’t help me save my...
Earlier today, my baby cousin pointed the Wii remote at my laptop and pressed a few buttons. vista started acting very weird after that. I think he might’ve fucked some shit up.
LGBT Laughs: You're Bisexual?! →
lgbtlaughs: “Bisexual” is just what girls say when they want attention: Really I thought that’s what girls say when they’re bisexual. Huh. “Bisexual” is just what guys say when they want attention: What dictionary are you using? You’re bisexual? You’re just greedy. No. I actually have…