KOTWF: story story →
kotwf: I used to drive a cab in an east coast city. One day I was parked near a school, and I saw a fight break out between few black dudes on a basketball court. It was basically one guy versus two. The two guys pulled out knives, and I thought something really bad was going to happen to the one guy. I was getting ready to call the police, when all of a sudden the one guy’s mom comes running in...
I facepalm every time some dumbass takes a “did-yuo-know” post seriously. Then they reblog with their little corrections.
I’ve been keeping a dream journal lately. It’s been about a month and a half and I’ve got some interesting stuff. I’m glad I decided to write them down, because I have since forgotten a lot of them, even the ones I wrote down. Going back and reading them is like reading a bizarre, nonsensical story that someone else wrote. I’d recommend doing this because I’m...
The American Dream is dead.
shitmystudentswrite: The American Dream, just like George Washington, is dead. Unlike George Washington, however, no one ever bothered to bury the American Dream. Instead of giving the dream a proper burial, we’ve stood the old lady up like a scarecrow, perverted her with makeup and a boob job, and then sat her out by the statue of liberty to mock incoming immigrants.
I'll be purchasing an Apple iMac tomorrow.
It will be my first Apple product ever. Can’t wait. This laptop I’m using right now will probably be the last PC I own for a while. Adios, windows.
pawsupgagalove: The guiltiest dog in existence.
pre10tious: i don’t understand why i’m not in a relationship: i literally have no friends so we can hang out all day i have unlimited text messaging so i can text you as much as i want also, unlimited minutes, so we might as well talk 24/7 too i watch the news all the time so i can go inform you on any political topic It’s fucking scary how relevant this post is to my life.
Maaan if I see a Korra spoiler, I will punch...
fivemuskaqueers: MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
Woman accidentally gets inseminated in the mouth...
iheartchaos: Inseminated in the mouth? Apparently. While eating boiled squid, a 63 year old Korean woman suddenly started having a bunch of tiny pricking pains inside her mouth. She spit out her mouthful of squid, but the pain continued. When she then went to the hospital, a doctor discovered that the pain was caused by barb-tipped squid semen burrowing into her cheeks and gums. Read More ...
equalistsfuckshitup: story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says ‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’ and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’ and she just stared at me for a moment and said ‘oh ok. ‘ and we just continued watching and thats how i came out to my mother
I'm 22. Someone teach me how to drive.
DC Pride and Gay Bars
So this weekend I went to the Pride Parade and had a great time. The only downside was that I got some bad information from a website, and I got there at the wrong time. (The parade had started two hours earlier.) But I still got to see a good portion of it and had a blast. So many good looking guys there in tank tops, short shorts and flips flops. These things are my kryptonite. But the real...
The only thing about True Blood that makes me slightly uncomfortable is the brother/sister incest.