itsayylucky: I feel so bad for laughing so hard.
Currently transferring 30,000 files from one...
Waiting time? 3 hours. Oh joy. But the good news is my iMac finally arrived. Woohoo!
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
Batman: *dies in explosion*
Bruce Wayne: *presumed dead*
People of Gotham: WHO IS THE FUCKING BATMAN?
Another one of those nights/mornings...
where I’m just browsing the internet while the TV is playing behind me. I’m not really watching it, but some kind of infomercial came on and they’re discussing religion. The guy speaking sounds like the biggest know-it-all douche. “Team sports don’t build character. They may reveal character that’s already there, but they don’t build character.” ...
So I spent quite a bit of time coming up with a creative way to hit on speak to this guy, and I find out at the very last second that he’s seeing someone. Of course…
That is all.
The Olympics are underway, time for 10,000 fit men...
iheartchaos: It’s one of those things that’s not really a secret, but no one really talks about. What happens when you put 10,000 young men and women together from around the world in a nice dormitory, most of whom are in their teens or 20s, all in peak physical fitness? Oh yeah, there’s gonna be so much fucking. Read More I never thought about that. Makes sense though. The bodies on those...
Just purchased my iMac.
cloudsintwilightskies asked: 工 ❤ ㄚ◯∪! send this to 10 blogs that you love and you will never unfollow ♥
majesticorn replied to your post: Sometimes, not incredibly often, but sometimes I… So no sex, but what about cuddles and cooing over kittens? No strings attached. Cuddling sounds good. I don’t really “coo” though. Haha.
Sometimes, not incredibly often, but sometimes I have to reject someone. And sometimes these individuals get butthurt that someone could ever possibly not be interested in them. If you approach me via the internet asking for sex and nothing more, I will say no. It’s the internet. Get over it. ~ Jay
tyleroakley: The soundtrack of my nightmares. I genuinely cringed while listening to this.
“There isn’t a lesson out there that will make you great in an instant. I would have found it already if there was. I just make lots of bad paintings, try to figure out why they are bad, and try to stop doing that. The more problems you eliminate, the clearer the solutions get, enabling you to make better decisions.” - Brent Hollowell
Sometimes, when I come across a really interesting person on tumblr, I go through their entire archive. All the way from the beginning. I usually don’t even end up following these people, but I’ll read all their text posts. The good times. The bad times. What can I say? People have interesting lives.
My liked posts are mainly writing tips, drawing...
xkaitlinwhitex replied to your post: The Dark Knight Rises in 1 hour and 27 minutes! seein it sunday =D Lol. At first I thought that said “seen it Sunday” as in you saw it already. I got so jelly.
The Dark Knight Rises in 1 hour and 27 minutes!
Somebody said, ‘Let’s all hold hands,’ So Lee held hands with Jean. And Jean also held Helen’s hand While She held hands with Dean. Dean’s other hand held Sharma Joy’s While she held hands with Lee. So tell me just how did I wind up Holdin’ hands with me? Shel Silverstein
Now following Tyler Oakley...
Took me long enough.
Hanging out with Arty yesterday helped me to realize I need to get out more and have fun. There’s so much in life to enjoy outside of this room and this computer.
Not being mean at all, but just curious as to why a ballet blog is following me. Lol.
The Zodiac Temperament
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!